Friend: complains about their boyfriend
Me and my single ass:
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“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky
the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart
this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT
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not even exaggerating clear skin would literally revolutionize my entire lifestyle from start to finish!!!
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#74 was me today when I was standing in clinic, trying to visualize a calendar in my head. A nurse actually asked me if “that scowl” was meant for her. Whoops.
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I know this isn’t a serious show, but, this really spoke to me.
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a6:
lawful good: sleeping with fan off and blanket off when its hot
chaotic evil: sleeping with fan on and blanket on when its hot
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Names I hate because I never know how the specific person spells it:
Matthew or Mathew
Sarah or Sara
Ashley or Ashlee or Ashlie
Johnathan or JohnathonSteven Stephen
Hayley Haley Hailey
Zac Zach Zack
Garrett Garett GarretI can’t believe they are so many people who hate this too.
you think thats bad
Here are 135 different ways to spell Katelyn
Um excuse you, 136.
That is literally child abuse
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Can we do cute things like go to aquariums, kiss in the rain, have cute day trips, and have really rough sex
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